Funny Killings

Fireeyes Monk lvl 65

Taking on the lvl 60 Uber Giant Mushroom with a Cleric and Warrior and Mage in my group



Fireeyes has Kicked a Giant Mushroom for 500

Fireeyes has Punched a Giant Mushroom for 200

Fireeyes has Kicked a Giant Mushroom for 510

Fireeyes has Punched a Giant Mushroom for 312

Fireeyes has Punched a Giant Mushroom for 210

Fireeyes has Kicked a Giant Mushroom for 600

Fireeyes has Punched a Giant Mushroom for 120

Fireeyes has Punched a Giant Mushroom for 400

Fireeyes has Punched a Giant Mushroom for 190

Fireeyes has Kicked a Giant Mushroom for 750



Fireeyes has Slain a Giant Mushroom

You gain Party Experience

Uglybunny tells the Group: For a mushroom he didn't taste very good.

Magasion tells the Group: he was easy though

/g You guys like how I got in the last hit that killed it!

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Lvl 65 monk taking on the Uber Big Et (A.K.A Innoruuk) with 55 other people.



Fireeyes has punched Innoruuk for 120

Fireeyes has Kicked Innoruuk for 755

Fireeyes has punched Innoruuk for 450

Fireeyes has punched Innoruuk for 300

Fireeyes has punched Innoruuk for 500

Fireeyes has punched Innoruk for 150

Fireeyes has Kicked Innoruk for 800

Fireeyes has punched Innoruk for 400



Purrfection has Slain Innoruuk

Random 1 1000

/g Woot I got a 897

You have looted Rakusha Cloak

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Having some fun in Pon

Fireeyes has punched a Blood Raven for 300

Fireeyes has punched a Blood Raven for 246

Fireeyes has punched a Blood Raven for 400

Fireeyes has Kicked a Blood Raven for 600

Fireeyes has Punched a Blood Raven for 300

Fireeyes has punched a Blood Raven for 500

Fireeyes has punched a Blood Raven for 345

Fireeyes has Kicked a Blood Raven for 800

Fireeyes has punched a Blood Raven for 400

Fireeyes has punched a Blood Raven for 501

Fireeyes has punched a Blood Raven for 491



Fireeyes has Slain a Blood Raven

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</p>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub147.ezboard.com/bmonklybusiness43508.showUserPublicProfile?gid=tob iousbrainstinger>TobiousBrainstinger</A> at: 6/5/03 5:17 pm

I'm completely lost.


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zero interest. a guy boasting about his kills maybe?


http://www.ifrance.com/Evercry/Asurflash/Astarafas.jpg</p>

Me posting about Funny mobs in the world of Eq


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[Sephie]

Totally lost too...



-Zkhar Runeclaw


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Do we monks usually chain kick for 700es like that? I mean, I'm 62 with no real AA and can't manage more than 250es.



It's fun also how he keeps getting multiples of 10.


http://www.ifrance.com/Evercry/Asurflash/Astarafas.jpg</p>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub147.ezboard.com/bmonklybusiness43508.showUserPublicProfile?gid=ast arafas>astarafas</A> at: 6/26/03 7:12 am

[Sephie]

His hits are way more than any should be, as well as the chain kicking, so I figured this was fake to begin with. I'm just really confused as to what its all about.



-Zkhar Runeclaw


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When you hit doesn't it say You hit target for xxx points of damage? And if it wasn't you it's in present tense not past. So instead of kicked it would be kicks....nice try though. Also the dmg is too high


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People on this I listed my highest hits and I don't usually write it as it is like you said hit for XXX points of dmg I just write how much I hit for with a line




</p>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub147.ezboard.com/bmonklybusiness43508.showUserPublicProfile?gid=tob iousbrainstinger>TobiousBrainstinger</A> at: 6/30/03 1:10 pm

But, and I ask this in all earnest...why are they funny? Maybe the giant mushroom, but why is innoruuk or a blood raven funny? And in terms of the killing...were these all killshot blows that were very high dmg or something?


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I call bullshit on his damage, especially the Kicks.


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<blockquote>Quote:<hr>I call bullshit on his damage, especially the Kicks. <hr></blockquote>



I agree, it's not even logged. Cuz I mean...highest I've kicked for is 498 that's w/o a crit, but it was innerflame disc.


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[Seieli]

And no one's commented yet that sometimes he wrote "punched" with a capital P, and then sometimes with a lowercase P.



<blockquote>Quote:<hr>Fireeyes has Punched a Giant Mushroom for 312

Fireeyes has punched Innoruuk for 300

Fireeyes has Punched a Blood Raven for 300

Fireeyes has punched a Blood Raven for 500<hr></blockquote>


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[Sever]

Ok... We know it is fake, but why does it say 'funny killings'?


<blockquote>Quote:<hr>Those monks are dumb.. monks can tank better than warriors, paladins and on par with sks in xp groups.. and they deal MUCH more damage than any of them.. monks also tend to do more sustained damage than rogues. -khozik of the shaman crucible<hr></blockquote>





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h4x0r?



on teh yur pC?


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<blockquote>Quote:<hr>

Purrfection has Slain Innoruuk

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A perfect kill?





<blockquote>Quote:<hr>

Fireeyes has Slain a Blood Raven

<hr></blockquote>



A reference to a minor Diablo 2 boss?


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[Drakane]

and being the moron I am:



In Diablo II, the developers secretly slipped in the original three classes from Diablo I as mini bosses:



Blood Raven (Act 1 Quest 2) = Rogue (Archer-like class)



The Summoner (Act 2 Quest 4[?]) = Sorcerer



I can't remember who embodies the Warrior, but I keep thinking it's Griswold, even though he already has his own explanation.


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[Mailon]

The arch angel you fight in act 3 is the warrior. Izdaen I think his name is.


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hehe =)


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[Velkyn Azurel]

Test.



An excuse to say I have anything to add <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D">


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Ok, how do we know that is real? it could be made up =/


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<blockquote>Quote:<hr>

Fireeyes has punched Innoruuk for 500

Fireeyes has punched Innoruk for 150

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Well we know its not logs. Cause the game doesn't typo, you know.



But i dont see the point.


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Kinda stupid to me... and perhapse a weak cry for attention?



Though I call BS on all of it and believe that it was the actions of an over active imagination.



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He was probably playing on an emulator... where you can do just about anything (fly, run at bard speeds, summon the AoW to fight for you, create your own items, etc).


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[Drakane]

<blockquote>Quote:<hr> The arch angel you fight in act 3 is the warrior. Izdaen I think his name is.<hr></blockquote>

I know what you're speaking of now... It's Act IV in the Plains of Despair I believe, and his name is Izual.


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Sorry bout that....Meant to type hits for not punches

And some of its fake...like the kicks.. and BTW posting on my friends account for Ezboard while im at his house....Sorry bout making yall ponder and such



Here was the weapon is was using

everquest.allakhazam.com/...item=10201 (http://everquest.allakhazam.com/db/item.html?item=10201)



Also sorry to my friend.....I hadn't known I was using his Ezboard....


</p>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub147.ezboard.com/bmonklybusiness43508.showUserPublicProfile?gid=tob iousbrainstinger>TobiousBrainstinger</A> at: 1/28/04 2:25 pm

so you were punching for 500 with a 2hb weapon? man that's what i call skills!!


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[Tzuten Tsunami]

The Warrrior in Diablo 2 is actually Diablo himself. The Dark Wanderer was the hero that saved Tristram. The Beginning Movie shows it..





Heheheh I just started replaying it cause a buddy of mine just got a computer (he lives in the woods mind you)


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[Mailon]

If you fight diablo, you will quickly learn that he is no warrior.



He has a lightning attack, some weird ass ring of fire attack. He ain't no warrior homie. Izual is in act 4, plains of despair, is a cold enchanted warrior.


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[Drakane]

No, he is right. In Diablo 1, at the end when you kill Diablo, the warrior takes Diablo's soulstone and jams it into his forehead for "safe-keeping." As you can tell from Diablo 2, that really didn't work very well.



So, while technically Diablo is the warrior, the creature that is supposed to represent the warrior (as Blood Raven represents the Rogue and the Summoner represents the Sorceror) is Izual, from the Plains of Despair.


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It depends on who you used. I used the rogue and kicked his behind seven ways to sunday with a bear bow (knockback on a ranged weapon is just eeeeevil in Diablo I). Then she got the gem crammed into her forehead, so diablo would be a rogue in that case.



I had heard a rumor around the creation of Diablo II that you could upload your old Diablo I character and it would use those stats to generate Diablo for Diablo II. So like if you used a war and killed him, you would fight a diablo based on warrior stats with truly heinous melee damage and outragous hps. If you used rogue to kill him, he'd have some magic and a wicked ranged attack. If you used sorcerer to kill him, Diablo would be casting all sorts of unplesantness at you. You had to beat all three difficulties to unlock this though, so it would be one truly heinous character that would be used to make diablo.



Too bad the rumor was false, that would have been totally awsome, to run up against a boss based on a character you had created. It would fit the storyline too, come to think of it.


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Want to know whats funny? Beating diablo as a druid without ever hitting him once. Summon your swarm of ravens and run all over the area letting him chase you while they peck away and your archer does her best.



Iziul or whatever his name was was a warrior class monster but he was a fallen and twisted angel. He failed in his attack on the hellforge long ago and was captured by the forces of hell. He was tortured and tormented until he gave up the secrets of heaven. Now he is a wreck of a being, trusted by neither heaven nor hell.



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guess you just had to be there




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[Mailon]

Random, yes. However -- Baal is such a pussy! Man, Diablo is harder, and Baal's final Minions are harder than him. That Lister the Tourmentor is a real BITCH.


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